Luna's Moon Rock Emporium

WITH DEALS THIS GREAT, ITS NO WONDER I GOT BANISHED!

HI, PRINCESS LUNA HERE, AND BRONY, HAVE I GOT ROCKS FOR YOU!

MOON ROCKS!

WHILE I WAS BANISHED TO THE MOON FOR 1,000 YEARS, I FOUND AND COLLECTED ALL KINDS OF MOON ROCKS! AND NOW THAT I'M BACK, I'VE DISCOVERED THAT I HAVE OVERSTOCKED MY ROCKS! I HAVE TO GET RID OF ALL THESE ROCKS (before my sister, Princess Celestia, sees me with these stolen national treasures) SO I'M SELLING THESE BABIES FOR DIRT CHEAP, AND PASSING THE SAVINGS ON TO YOUUUUUUU!!!

COME BUY THEM ALL AT LUNA'SSSS MOON ROCK EMPORIUM!!

DISCLAIMER:Luna'sMoonRockEmporium
claimsabsolutelynoresponsibilityforcustomer's
consequencesafterpurchase.Allsalesfinal.
Noreturns,exchanges,orrefunds.
Voidwhereprohibited.

This would be fun to see in a parody commercial of used car dealerships, obviously.

And fyi, I've heard its illegal to buy moon rocks, or at least from illegitimate (non-US-gov't-approved) sources. Not exactly sure on that, though.

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